Melvin Bragg’s book ‘The Adventure of English: the Biography of a Language’ has been out since 2003, but I have only just tried to read it. This is because in the meantime I have been satisfied with old stalwarts like Baugh and Cable (The History of English), Larry Trask (Historical Linguistics) and, more recently, David Crystal (The Stories of English). But on page 186 of Bragg’s breathless 312 pages, I have had to give up. It is just too stupendously ill-conceived and I am weary of it.